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| This is me, (WTF)nOOb, kickin some ass on the hog... oh shit a sniper!...aargh! |
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Hi, I'm (WTF)nOOb.
I play Halo
on the xbox.
I am a nOOb at Halo.
I can't kill my enemies before they kill me.
I try to aim and shoot, but I get too fucking excited in combat and it disrupts my accuracy.
A few of the ways I get killed or, as many "elites" would say,
"raped" is being cocked (meleed) in the head, blown to fuck with
a rocket launcher, sniped in the head with a pistol (three shots (two in body followed by
one in head)) or with a sniper (one shot in the head or 2+ in the body).
The reason
why I know all of these incredibly pathetic statistics is because
I LIVE to get raped.
I live to try to ˇwin! on Halo, but only to get BEATEN by any five-year-old on ritalin. As I warp into a larger, older human being, I wish to become not only better
at the insanity called Halo; I wish to become ELITE!
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Copyright (WTF)nOOb Inc.
2004
(sry I can' seem to put the copyright symbol on this fucking cheap website)
I want to specially thank my buddy Kev, who taught me everything I know about this wonderful
game of shooting cocking and humping. I can never repay you Kev, never. I also want to thank all of the people out there
sitting on their ass everyday playing halo online with me becoming unbelieveably well at this game.
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